Chrissy Spallone completed the required high school English curriculum and, in an egregious lapse of judgment, majored in art. A poor underground cartoonist since age eight, she honed her craft through sketching, people watching, reading lots of comics and taking pithy rejection letter advice. Her art and comics have previously appeared in The Salt Hill Journal #25 and Palooka #1. For current comics and observations, peruse her blog at bibliowhining.blogspot.com. You can write to Chrissy at ckspallo@gmail.com, or become her friend.